Our collection of one-liner jokes is the perfect source of entertainment for anyone looking for a quick laugh. These quick-witted jokes are perfect for impressing your friends with your sense of humor or just a quick break from your daily routine. Whether you’re at a party, hanging out with friends or just in need of a pick-me-up, our one-liner jokes have got you covered. We have a wide variety of jokes in different categories, so you’re sure to find something that will tickle your funny bone. Our jokes are short, sweet and to the point, making them perfect for sharing on social media or just a quick break during the day. So why wait? Browse through our collection of one-liner jokes today and add some humor to your life!
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- I used to play piano by ear, now I use my hands.
- I told my wife she was pulling my leg. She said “No, I think it’s attached to your body.”
- I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
- I told my wife she was being too noisy last night. She said “I was just talking in my sleep.”
- I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t raise the dough.
- I told my wife she was being too controlling. She said “I just want things done right.”
- I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t knead the dough.
- I told my wife she was being too bossy. She said “I just want things done my way.”
- I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t handle the heat in the kitchen.
