If you’re looking for some humor to add to your text conversations, look no further than our collection of texting jokes. Our compilation of jokes is perfect for sending to your friends and family, or just a quick pick-me-up during the day. We have a wide variety of jokes in different categories, so you’re sure to find something that will tickle your funny bone. Our jokes are short, sweet and to the point, making them perfect for sharing in text messages or on social media. We are updating our collection regularly so that you always have new material to share with your friends. So why wait? Browse through our collection of texting jokes today and add some humor to your text conversations!
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, ur screwed.
Q. How are women and tornadoes alike?
A. They both moan when they come, and take the house when they leave.
Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.
Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What do u do in case of a falling out?
A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes